Women watch the shittiest television. I'm not one of those artists who condemns television. I will get the eff down with some Doomsday Preppers, Duck Dynasty, and Mudcats. However, my roommate (girlfriend) (she loves it when i call her that) watches the worst of all.....A show so depraved.....so vile....I can barely stand to be in the room......Dance Moms. Basically, it's Jabba the Hut yellin' at a bunch of 6yr old girls......But with every relationship you gotta step outside yourself a bit. Tonight I couldn't handle....I would have rather shoved a #2 pencil in my ear than listen to that heifer. I put on my headphones to Indians. Instantly transported away from the she-devil yelling at children to a holy place. A place underwater. A place where you float....and transport wearing google glasses....and shit like that....And as the young children learn to keep rhythm and contort their bodies for adult creepy judges.....I finally sat with a smile. Thank you 4AD:
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